(Source: assume, via adorkablelia)

oomshi:

Some of you have managed to memorize all 700 pokemon but complain about memorizing 20 vocab words

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We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

(Source: yahooentertainment, via adorkablelia)

misscinemafanatic:

SHE F*CKING GLANCES DOWN!

The secret references of Disney and Pixar…..

(Source: maggins, via notbr0ken-butbent)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

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rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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liftedandgiftedd:

I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.

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solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via ssingmetosleepp)

isenqard:

i need something to do and by something i mean someone and by do i mean sex

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jingledeeznuts:

c0ntain:

What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this post just fucked me up

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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