what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
sodamnrelatable: When black people make a joke about white people: When white people make a joke about black people:
babyferaligator: middle school fights more like
Some people in my school just need a hug.
laugh-addict: Around their necks. With my hands.
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
slapmytitties: What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
stays3venteen: TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKING SCARED OF HIM
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*